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ALtab's avatar

Interesting! No matter the actual truth, it’s obvious we’ve been told lies. More fodder for my theory that Barack Obama was the true Manchurian candidate.

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brian mcnary's avatar

I took a deep dive many years ago into this. Ann Dunham conceived Obama approx 3 weeks before her 18th birthday in the Seattle area before moving to Hawaii. Obama Sr. was Hawaii's first black student. So Ms Dunham was already impregnated via a black man in Seattle and needed a gullible cover story and Barack Obama filled that need. So I followed Barry Soetoro and his sister, (who no one ever mentions) thru Hawaii to Muslim Jakarta and back to the US. There is not a doubt in my mind that Obama SR is not the father. Given Obama's liberal use of nautical terms, in his book most likely written by William Ayers- I think it's safe to say William Ayers was the ghostwriter and Obama really mimics Ayers in real life. It is interesting to note that Ayers, Marshall, and Obama all lived in Chicago. Marshall died in Hawaii. Ayers, age 80, is still alive. Just one little piece of touch DNA would solve this mystery.

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Robin Crandall's avatar

Frank Marshall Davis, biological father of Barry. Seems more likely.

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Jack Cashill's avatar

Many people think so.

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KATHERINE JERNIGAN's avatar

By all accounts, young Ann was a free-spirited lover, to put it lightly. I think there would be many possibilities as to baby-daddy. But Obama Sr the least likely. He got paid and perhaps laid, to assume the role.

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Robert Cashill's avatar

Long ago, in the electric dawn of the 1960s, when flower power bloomed and guitars wailed like banshees, Jimi Hendrix was more than a rock god—he was a mystery wrapped in velvet pants. Unbeknownst to the world, during a transcendent solo in a smoky Honolulu club, he met a brilliant anthropology student named Ann. Sparks flew, feedback rang, and from this one-night psychedelic jam session came... Barack.

Jimi, ever the nomad of the cosmos, left on a tour the next morning—his wah pedal in one hand, a half-eaten mango in the other—unaware he'd just fathered the future leader of the free world. Ann, not one to chase ghosts or guitarists, raised young Barack with jazz, books, and occasionally a scratched LP of Are You Experienced? that mysteriously calmed the infant during tantrums.

Barack grew up with questions. Why did he instinctively strum brooms? Why did he call speeches "solos"? Why did fog machines follow him everywhere? The answer came one fateful night in Chicago, when a mysterious man in a fringed jacket appeared backstage at a community rally.

"You got soul, kid," the man said, lit by purple stage lights. "I see myself in your policies—bold, improvisational, slightly trippy."

"Dad?" Barack whispered, staring into the smoky silhouette.

"Far out," Jimi replied, before vanishing into a cloud of incense and democratic ideals.

Years later, President Obama addressed the nation, guitar slung across his back:

"Ask not what your wah pedal can do for you—ask what you can do for your wah pedal."

And from that day forward, every State of the Union ended with a face-melting solo.

The End.

Let me know if you want a sequel involving Joe Biden on drums.

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walk2write's avatar

Hilarious! 😆

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JwR's avatar

So, your saying Hendrix could see into the future and killed himself instead of being blamed for Obama

Makes sense

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Jack Cashill's avatar

Funny

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Stephanie Williams's avatar

Barack Obama, the Kenyan man, was NOT married to Barry's mother. No such evidence was produced and he never referenced her or Barry in his student visa and school filings. He was married to an African woman and had a family with her in British East Africa, and she was the wife he identified in his documents. He never identified Anne and Barry Dunham as family. Maybe the reason Barry's birth certificate was not located is because his birth name was Barry Dunham, said appellation well noted in other reports. Interesting theory about Hendrix but a bit goofy. The most likely candidate for Barry's paternity is Frank Marshall Davis, he was available, had nude pics of Anne Dunham in his stash, was a fellow traveler in Hawaii, and the kid looks like him. Now, why was there no exploration of what happened in Hawaii when he visited his grandma in a rehab facility for a broken hip from a fall then she's dead?! Or, where are Michelle's prego pics? She did admit in a book that they had the girls by alternate means, what exactly? Are there Barry and Michelle wedding pics? Fortunately, he is pretty much old news unless the Biden cover up conspiracy discloses his role, and we know he had one.

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Ted's avatar

There's this very sharp lady Susan Daniels who is a background investigator I believe who theorizes that Barry was born in British Columbia.

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Ted's avatar

Don't know his daddy is but it's clear his whole personal narrative that he put on the American people doesn't mesh.

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Coalburned's avatar

A fun read, but I’m not sure even Obama knows who hits father is, much less his dreams. Everything about Obama seems to be fakery, falsehoods, and fabrications.

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Jack Cashill's avatar

I do not think BHO knew the truth until after he decided to run for president.

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Coalburned's avatar

Ha! There's an interesting thought. Man, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for that discussion.

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Dianne's avatar

Anne’s father was CIA. She was most likely not a rebellious teen but a sexually abused MK ultra that produced the spawn we call Obama. His father is anybody’s guess but Frank Marshall Davis seems to be the strongest contender. Either way this whole blood line is full of lies secrets and perversity.

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Robin Crandall's avatar

Bottom line, Obama is a fraud. HE is the biggest scandal in US History. Always, always Democrats are scandalous. Remember, Frank was dear friends with Obama's white grandparents. Very bizarre stuff went on between them.

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Te Reagan's avatar

Frank Marshall Davis is Obama’s real daddy. However, mom probably screwed Jimmy too. Probably was gonna pawn off little Barry as Jimmy’s kid.

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Claus Hergeshiemer's avatar

I’m not gonna read it , but I am going to say that at least Jimmy Hendrix had talent …

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Jenny Hendley's avatar

I didn't read either as I am a huge Jimi hendrix fan.

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Leonard A Daneman's avatar

The 'real' father (Malcolm X?) doesn't matter as far as Obama's lack of eligibility to the presidency. As the uncontested 'Father' on the certification of live birth, Obama, Sr. was the putative father, even though the marriage was void ab initio due to bigamy.

The Natural Born citizenship (vs birthright, citizenship at birth, or by operation of naturalization law) issue is simple enough, the father had to be a U.S. citizen. Until freed slaves in 1866 and Birthright Citizenship created unconstitutionally in 1898, having a U.S. citizen father was the ONLY way to be born a U.S. citizenship. There was no 'native born citizenship,' unless the father was a U.S. citizen.

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Frank Santora's avatar

An interesting question. From the description of her activities, it seems logical, fair and totally possible that she may have had a relationship with Hendrix. She wouldn’t be the first to be what was referred to as a “Star F**Ker” back then. Not much different from the girls that crowded the streets in front of hotels where Sinatra or Crosby were staying back in the 30’s.

Sex with one of these “celebrities carried the excitement to the next level and became a badge of (dis)honor with some girls. It appeared to become more popular with the rise of the English Groups touring America a few years later. Some of the less discreet rockers even boasted of “shagging” these brain-dead females, Getting them “high” and taking what was being offered. I saw it with local bands in bars during my late teens when they lowered the drinking age to 18. Young girls, teasing band members and going to bed with them, seeing it as an accomplishment, while guitar players and drummers swapped them back and forth. Some of those girls didn’t even know who the fathers of their new children were. Obama’s mother obviously did much of the same.

Was Obama Jimi’s son? Seems like a good possibility. Ann Durham herself may not have known and wouldn’t tell if she did or could. Even if there is some of Hendrix’s DNA available, You can bet Barack wouldn’t agree to a test

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Mystic William's avatar

I have three half black grandchildren. African black. Obama’s mix of genes doesn’t resemble their mix of genes.

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American in Exile's avatar

Fun read, BUT...

*"And then there is the Jimi Hendrix reference. Where, one wonders, could this have come from if not his mother?"*

...that is a key question which only comes at the end, and the answer actually kinda does away with the premise. The answer is the Jewish ghost writer of Obama's book. Obama is too stupid to write a book, and he didn't write "Dreams of My Father" any more than Hillary Clinton wrote her book, or Trump wrote "Art of the Deal" (a confirmed Jew ghost writer, BTW).

None of these celebrities write their own books, so there's no value in zeroing in on one throwaway reference, that wasn't even from Obama, but from the musings of his hired writer, as if it's some secret slip into Obama's psychology.

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Jack Cashill's avatar

Ghostwriter Bill Ayers is not Jewish, but yes, Hendrix would be in his memory bank, not Obama's.

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