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Petey's avatar

As far as the Macron thing goes would that be “ bitch bitch slapping a bitch” or “ man bitchslapping man” or “ man bitchslapping bitch” Europe is so confusing now

Dhun78's avatar

Excellent questions. I agree it’s a European thing

Susan Daniels's avatar

This wins the May prize for most hilarious (and accurate) Post of the Month. And Scott Pelley qualifies as female. He was as bitchy as they come.

Ron Garland's avatar

If little Scotty were as special as he has convinced himself he is, he would be “really special”. Instead he is just “something else”.

Scott Pelley is the poster child for Liberal. They have convinced themselves they are right about everything and that theirs is a noble cause. Therefore, neither their opinions nor their methods may be questioned.

John Kirsch's avatar

All that's left for wokesters is to go pedal to the metal over the cliff.

As they are doing, to my vast amusement.

PapayaSF's avatar

The entire Democratic Party, and the left in general, is headed that way. They are locked into widely unpopular positions like trans ideology, radical feminism, DEI neo-racism, foreign aid, and bloated government. They can’t repudiate them without losing a lot of their voters and donors. If Trump plays his cards right and can get the RINOs in line (or primaried), he can lock in MAGA for a generation or more.

Rick Janes's avatar

And may Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration not fail them!

John Kirsch's avatar

They're going full-on Thelma and Louise.

Yee-haw!

John Kirsch's avatar

The funniest part is that Michelle and Jill and all the other harridans have no idea why people are laughing at them.

Wolfgang's avatar

SELF := Semi Educated Liberal Female

Dave Kepus's avatar

Outstanding edition once again.

Remember the TV show Hollywood Square last century?

Jack’s ELF Square

Ask the question to the clueless participant

Then play the video

Wrong ❌ or 🔲 if right 😉

TwoLaine's avatar

Hollywood Squares - That would be Sundance over at The Conservative Treehouse. He would do one for Presidential races. That year when we had 16 mostly losers was fun. Good times.

TwoLaine's avatar

Since you asked...

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/

I have been a reader/commenter/participant there since at least The George Zimmerman b.s. Best, most well researched, most in depth conservative blog ever. Sundance is the bomb. I believe Jack is a reader there, as are many other notables.

The daily Presidential thread is a sight to behold. Smart people posting links to everything under the sun with commentary by all. A good way to start and/or end your day.

TwoLaine's avatar

It started out on WordPress until they went woke and booted them, one of their top blogs ever. I think Sundance got a few days notice and that was it.

B.'s avatar

"Reluctant to give up her gig as the First Puppeteer, Lady McBiden dragged her sorry carcass of a husband onto the set of 'The View' early this month, whispering in his ear, 'Screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail.'"

Haha! This old English teacher had a good laugh here.

The whole piece was funny. Thanks!

Jack Cashill's avatar

I knew there had to be a Shakespeare fan out there!

Rick Janes's avatar

May I nominate as (dis)honorable mention the coven of clearly ELF lesbians sat near me last night at dinner? This crass bunch discussed their shared experiences with colonics at a volume adequate for everyone to enjoy.

Susan Daniels's avatar

They sound worse than vegans.

Jack Cashill's avatar

Time for headsets...or muzzles

Susan Langley's avatar

About the M et Mme Macron affaire, didn't anybody else notice that one female flight attendant exited the plane with what appeared to be a blouse with a torn sleeve and what appeared to me to be a bloodied shoulder? I can't find that video anywhere now, but I saw it several time when it first happened. My guess is that the attendant was perceived by Mme Macron as too attentive to M Macron, or vice versa. And hilarity ensued. So to speak.

Christopher Shellock's avatar

No, was you saw was the scarf that the flight attendant was wearing.

W. A. Samuel's avatar

Sorry but I’ve got to ask: what does ELF stand for or mean ??

I don’t want to miss out on the fun, but I don’t understand the ELF context……

W. A. Samuel's avatar

O.K., I see it now in an earlier post.

ELF: Educated Liberal Females.

Are we really sure that all the “ladies” in Jack’s list(s) are actually educated??

Christopher Shellock's avatar

The original acronym is AWFUL: Affluent White Female Urban Liberals.

J.M. BLIGHT's avatar

Yes, the French bit is hard or harder to translate but a resolution to nihilism. Thanks Jack for the French lesson.

TwoLaine's avatar

I heard about the slap but never watched. I thought it was a hoax to get clicks. Guess I will have to dig it up.

TwoLaine's avatar

I had watch tv and have not even been reading much lately. Darn, I guess I am missing out, or I should be real happy that I am ignorant of some of the people on the list.

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Mary Sholl's avatar

She is not an MD. She is an Ed which is the lowest form of make believe doctorate for stupid teachers who want to pretend they know something.